SEO Content Writer
As a child, I was always amazed that adults would skip the credits to movies without much of a glance.“Once I can read,” I thought, “I’d read everything there is to read, no exceptions.”
Today, if you see me staring intently at the screen in an empty cinema, know that it’s not in hope of a bonus scene, but rather to find funny names or titles I’ve never heard about. This love naturally led to a writing career, and look! Now, you’re reading what I wrote!
Hear from Wilmie
Because of my strong belief that anything can be interesting when looked at the right way, my area of expertise is everything. I’ve written deeply conceptualised campaigns about sweet potatoes, infectiously upbeat supermarket jingles about cheese, spookily accurate horoscopes for Cosmopolitan, longform pieces about obscure royals from even obscurer countries, and I know everything there is to know about Shariah-compliant finance.
Most chaotic/random thing on your desk right now?
I will be completely honest and admit that 99% of my work is done from a couch. Chaotic? Maybe. Comfy? Absolutely.
If your vibe at work had a soundtrack, what song is track #1?
Koyaanisqatsi by Philip Glass; it both riles me up and helps me concentrate.
If you had a superpower for work, what would it be?
I’d like the ability to pause time indefinitely, but then we’d be here forever.
What emoji do you use way too much?
As a peak millennial, it could only ever be the nervous laughing face garnished with a bead of dripping sweat.